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Off Topic => Food and Retail => Topic started by: Sir Pompously on March 08, 2009, 01:08:05 AM

Title: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: Sir Pompously on March 08, 2009, 01:08:05 AM
By popular demand, I bring to you all "The Guru's" restaurant conversion guide. If any of you have been out with a famed gentleman, and wonder what he is talking about when he states a place to eat that is fast food, here is the perfect Guru to English conversion guide.

Mc Donald's - Mc Shit
KFC - KFShit
Red Rooster - Red Shit
Hungry Jacks - Hungry Shit
Subway - Subshit
Red Fish - Shit Fish
Channel Nine - Channel Shit (Wait, thats not a restaurant)
Oporto - Oportshit
Ali Baba - Ali Shit


We would like to thank all those for reading, and we hope this easy to use conversion guide will serve you all well.  :P
Title: Re: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 08, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
We should note that although he refers to them as shit, he still frequents these establishments
Title: Re: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: The Love Guru on March 08, 2009, 03:22:22 PM
I feel i need to address some of the incorrect titles given.

McDonalds - McShit, beacuse it is!
KFC -  C*** F***y Fried Chicken
Red Rooster - Red Rooter
Hungry Jacks - Filthy Jacks
Subway - Subshit
Red Fish ?????? Never heard of it
Channel Nine - Not reffered to as shit, just trash journalism
Oporto - No name for this one as i don't eat there
Ali Baba - Chew'n'Spew

I hope this helps people in understanding the Guru's language of fast food!
Title: Re: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: Trolleybusracer on March 16, 2009, 07:08:51 PM
Should KFC Be Fuck? Cause all it Needs Is U!!! [/lame slogan]
Title: Re: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: Irisbus Rider on April 03, 2009, 10:06:55 AM
Ha, their new slogan!

I believe it is C*nt F*cky Chicken, replacing the * with a u :P
Title: Re: The Guru's Restaurant Conversion Guide (Warning, Swears)
Post by: Rad D on April 11, 2009, 08:35:21 PM
I should be C*nttuckey F*cked Crap